Wednesday Wake Up

Coffee and cosmetics---that's what my morning routine consists of. Not that anyone cares about the non-fat misto venti or the mix of Revlon and Cover Girl products that keep me looking decent (as far as I know) in the mornings but, after watching the habits of other women driving to work this morning, I do want to vent about something. Ladies, even though many of us are mothers and workaholics on the go, there are some grooming practices that should NOT be done in a car. Today I saw a woman with yellow curlers and little pieces of tissue absorbing the blood and puss from her popped zits. I also saw another woman plucking the facial hair from her chin and upper lip, another one taking off her bra through her shirt sleeve, and yet another digging deep to remove that wedgy before realizing she is either wearing an uncomfortable thong or an unadjustable pair of granny pants. Don't you know that you are surrounded by TRANSPARENT windows and are living in a small world----people can see you! Please don't think that I am a laced up etiquette maniac (nothing could be further from the truth) but I guess given the fact I am in sales and truly understand how small the world truly is----I think one needs to always have their game on. You never know who you are going to meet and where you are going to meet them. Can you imagine having the car that has been next to you throughout most of your commute (and has seen your morning transition) pull up next to you in the parking lot. It's happened to me before! And most people will probably say that they don't give a shit about what others think and that most people you will drive next to won't ever see you again. This is all very true, but please have some decency and do these things in a bathroom or stay an extra 30 seconds at home and take care of things. Not only will you not be doing dangerous things while operating a fast moving vehicle, you will also not be such a distraction to others on the road!